I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.
This windowsill pleases me.
YOU GIVE UP THIS CATNIP DREAM! YOU COME HOME!
AND HE NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS ADOPTED?!
I DO WHAT I WANT, THORGI!
We are the City Council, so we have privileges. This tumblr was meant to be a blog for us to post our update on Night Vale’s daily happenings, but we never expected that there would be other people here to ask us questions. Tumblr.com is allowed for us.
How are you able to access the internet if we banned it? That is the real question.
I’m from another universe!
Is this too gross? oh whatever
Eating my way through a box of strawberries because no one is stopping me.
Should we arrange an intervention?
I’m with you till the end of the line.
The Bootleg Adventures of the Unbelievable Arachanabat…
Thomas Perkins, 2014
Poisonous Prankster looks so rad!!!!!!
It’s like an evangelion gave birth to the ultimate Joker and Venom baby!
Mom: eat some avocado.
Me: I don’t like avocado like you do, butter woman.
Mom: fine, shun the avocado.
Me: consider it shunned. -puts on sunglasses-
Sounds like Blues.
"She left me for avocado.
i just put my sunglasses on.
She left me for an avocado.
I don’t need her anymore.”
-nerds out like a boss-
He shared it.
I am so happy for you!
This is awesooooome!