batwynn:

What a load of unwashed peasantry and wrinkled vegetables that look like cranky baby faces.

I’ve had nothing but problems with them for months now. Nothing uploads correctly, no matter how I do the hokey-pokey, and now it refuses to change a chapter to the proper one, continuously posting a…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CNlNYIRw4g&list=PLIgbM6but5pP-f_Rcq0IfBe7eeAzyUkzQ

It got too real.

wolfydrake:

*puts self in box and ships box to Batwynn* I will come hug you.

*hands six jars of nutella*

It is dangerous to go alone! Take these!

Account closed

batwynn:

I don’t want to ralks about jt. Stay out of my inbox.

My heart goes out to you, please whatever happened don’t think twice about it if you feel like talking it out with someone and do it.

mo0gs:

Some Sleepy Hollow warm up doodles!

Do you get a Lady and the Tramp vibe from them?
I sort of feel it but… might be imagining things.

mo0gs:

Some Sleepy Hollow warm up doodles!

Do you get a Lady and the Tramp vibe from them?

I sort of feel it but… might be imagining things.

rose-de-noire:

batwynn:

mondaydeliriumandthesmilepatrol:

batwynn:

"… and Voldemort eats margarin."

"Ooh!"

I would assume Voldemort is a nickname and there’s some disgusting dude they do not like who enjoys margarine.

Or maybe he is not disgusting, he just looks…

This is also a likely scenario.

I just enjoy the picture to much now though, so my headcanon is that they have or atleast one of them has a very ugly nephew.

That likes margarine.

nack289-lp:

aesclepianbanshee:

This is why I love Fire Emblem.

What the fuck even are Fire Emblem: Awakening’s characters

I have been out of the Fire Emblem games for far too long.

What the fuck?

I was walking through town and I caught a snippet of conversation between two older women

batwynn:

"… and Voldemort eats margarin."

"Ooh!"

I would assume Voldemort is a nickname and there’s some disgusting dude they do not like who enjoys margarine.

Or maybe he is not disgusting, he just looks funny and they use Voldemort as his nickname because well… He’s an iconic character now.

Some decades ago, most like, the character of reference would have been Dracula due to movies like… Dracula (lol) and Nosferatu..

Just a theory but sounds like the most likely scenario.

In addition, never have I witness such nickname being used in an endearing fashion. Thus I assume the opinion and esteem of these two ladies for the gentleman in question is low.

Dare I say he is possibly a relative like a cousin or some such.

neverlookidly:

lala-loki-licious:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Scenes from L.A.’s growing magician problem.
12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city.  Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here.  The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing.  They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”
Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment.  We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I?  Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”
Troubling words indeed.

ain’t no wizard doing that shit

ITS THE SEASON OF THE WITCH *HISSING INTENSIFIES* 

Oh.. I thought this was just a prank from nerdy Full Metal Alchemists Fans.

neverlookidly:

lala-loki-licious:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Scenes from L.A.’s growing magician problem.

12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city.  Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here.  The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing.  They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”

Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment.  We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I?  Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”

Troubling words indeed.

ain’t no wizard doing that shit

ITS THE SEASON OF THE WITCH *HISSING INTENSIFIES* 

Oh.. I thought this was just a prank from nerdy Full Metal Alchemists Fans.

shindodip:

UGH.

Yeah.
And guess what?
I’m a PSN Europe.guy.
I’ll start after literally 95% of the community has already started.

shindodip:

UGH.

Yeah.

And guess what?

I’m a PSN Europe.guy.

I’ll start after literally 95% of the community has already started.